everything good makes you fat an addict or broke
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
I love you
Yes I’m sure this actually happened
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just overheard on the bus “I’m not addicted to cocaine it’s just a hobby”
Rolling 4 blunts and 20 joints this Sunday, no special occasion or anything.